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Topic: Sharks around here?

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replies: 10

By:

jack johnson

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Australia Australia

 

Sharks around here?

« on: October 18 2006 12:10:00 »

Hey dudes, do sharks bite often?
I mean are there any regular attacks?
be water my friend



By:

Gt R Done

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #1 on: October 20 2006 09:10:00 »

Sharks only bite you if you touch their private parts !!!!!!!

By:

Dave Mathews The shark

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #2 on: October 21 2006 18:10:00 »

Tell you what man ?  There is nothing more apitising to a shark like me then a Surfer who looks like a seal.  Yum !!!!

By:

Darell Hall and the soaps

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #3 on: October 21 2006 18:10:00 »

Since when do they let sharks in on the Forums.  We better not tell them where we're going or we'll be shark bait !!!!!

By:

Winnabego Rat Race

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #4 on: October 25 2006 02:10:00 »

Make sure you stay in Populated ereas on the beach and ask about History on sharks when you get there.   Surf, have fun, but don't surf slone.

By:

sharkbait

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #5 on: October 26 2006 23:10:00 »

Think SA have had aleast one attack per year for the last 3-4 years and last year a girl in QLD had her arms ripped off by 2 bull sharks. Its simple - the more people feed them the closer they will swim to populated areas.



By:

Chip

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #6 on: October 30 2006 18:10:00 »

One of my mates has a shark shield; he got it after he saw a bully when out one day. But I prefer to just take my chances.

By:

Cheasapeak

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #7 on: November 01 2006 09:11:00 »

If you see a shark coming towards you either play dead or punch the sonofabitch in the nose.

By:

G Lerv and the Special Soup

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #8 on: November 19 2006 20:11:00 »

Sharks are moody and unpredictable. That's why they have no friends. Don't try to befreind them as they'll double cross you. Never lend them your board or they'll ding it. Never leave them alone with your girlfriend as they'll try to eat her - which is your job. You can make very tasty soup with their fins but they can whine a bit when you slice them off.

By:

Git R Done

RE: Sharks around here?

« Reply #9 on: November 19 2006 23:11:00 »

In other words, If you have a majorly ennoying girlfriend who is P.M.S.ing amd bitches about evrything that you do wrong. That shark could turn out to be your best friend.  Come on guys ? you know what I'm talking about.  Sometimes, during their menstral cramps, You just want to grab the Biaaaach by the throught and shake her sensless.  Cmon !!!!  Admitt it !!!   Thew thought has crossed your mind, specially during our football games on Saturdays, Or when there is Epic surf at our breaks,  But all of a sudden she's ready to "Make Love"?  She wants control !!!!!   Feed her to our best friend the shark.


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