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Topic: Indo dreams

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replies: 6


Randy Brother

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Indo dreams

« on: July 12 2006 06:07:00 »

Hey dudes,
Im a fat, cashed-up American loudmouth, and hey man, i've got this dream of going over to Indonesia. I heard its on the other side of Hawaii, near Australia somewhere. Anyway dudes, I wanna know when and where I should go. And are the locals as bad-assed as Hawaii. Dudes they are heavy man. I got a 5'8" which I use at home (Huntington) is that cool dudes? I wanna surf a spot called Mentowies and then I wanna surf Deserts and G-land and Nias. Can I hire a speed-boat to take me to these spots? Maybe have the early out Mentowies and then checkout G-land? Will there be many Ozzie dudes there? I heard the Ozzies are still fairly primitive dudes and carry spears and are into cannibalism. whoa heavy man! Not to worry im going with 6 of my buddies. And im American dudes.
Oh yeah, can I get Mcdonalds at G'land? And do the locals speak American?



RE: Indo dreams

« Reply #1 on: July 12 2006 08:07:00 »

This has to be the funniest post made here in a  long time.



RE: Indo dreams

« Reply #2 on: July 12 2006 16:07:00 »

Now that's funny-I've never read such a good description of someof my fellow american surfers.



RE: Indo dreams

« Reply #3 on: July 13 2006 05:07:00 »

for sure man, at g-land you can get dropped into any wave by chopper if you have the cash. Yeah and heaps of aussies too scratching their nuts and stuff just hanging out and looking cool. dang aussies get all the pussy too man woah wish I was one!



RE: Indo dreams

« Reply #4 on: July 13 2006 08:07:00 »

Wow, thats amazing, im sure I've met you Randy. Or is just becouse you are a typical seppo? As for Indo mate, forget it, The local Indonesian surfers are even bigger and heavier than the Hawaiins. And if they dont Tear ya head off and stick it up ya ass, the Aussies will cook you up for dinner. Try the north coast of Russia dude, I heard it pumps!!!!!



RE: Indo dreams

« Reply #5 on: July 13 2006 22:07:00 »

That is so close to the truth about Seppo's that its scary, but bloody hilarious. Onya mate, I'll shout ya a Bintang if I ever meet ya.

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