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Topic: 5 min rides at j bay? oh please!

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5 min rides at j bay? oh please!

« on: September 20 2006 02:09:00 »

who was the tosser, or should i say wanker that posted the 5 minute ride comment in the photograph section on j bay? in june i was lucky enough to score one of the best swells this decade to hit puerto chicama, peru a.k.a (arguably) the worlds longest wave. there were some very experienced surfers out there and by-far the longest wave taken (by Bruiser- on his birthday- god bless) was less than 1300m. (or just over 4000 feet for you seppo tossers). yet people (mostly seppo tossers) insist it goes on for miles and miles. when will people stop talking crap about size and length? never? ever? never-ever? hows about a bit of integrity? talk about pulling yer tockley!! pissoff and stay off!!


Whoe HoH Dude !!!!

RE: 5 min rides at j bay? oh please!

« Reply #1 on: September 24 2006 18:09:00 »

Dude Mon,  Wax your Board dude, and catch some waves, Everything will be okay, Check out the girl, wearing that thong, doesn't she bring you a major hard on. Check it out theres a Set coming in,  Better not miss it, it would be a sin. My point here is very clear.  Com down, and have a beer. Lifes to short to lose your cool,  But catching waves is really cool.             JUST A RYME DUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEE !!!!!!!



RE: 5 min rides at j bay? oh please!

« Reply #2 on: September 25 2006 07:09:00 »

thanks for those wise words dude! i hope i didnt sound too angry. i have calmed down now. there are some wonderful waves (and people) here. and better yet, i havent heard anyone talking shit. peace.


Wo Ho Duude !!!

RE: 5 min rides at j bay? oh please!

« Reply #3 on: September 27 2006 23:09:00 »

That was the best spicoli Ive' ever done !!!!! I'm proud of myself.  Maybe I should go into the music business and write and perform Surf Raps.   So much for gangsta rap.   I could have Jack Johnson play gtar and mix some of his music in, and make acouple million bucks and then I'll fly both of us to Jefferey's BaY and prove this imbosile wrong.   Then I'll wrap about it.  What ya think ?    See ?   I got your mind off what was bothering you.  Alrighhhhhhhhhhhhhht  !!! Piece !!

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