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Topic: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

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By:

Satch Mo

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Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« on: September 30 2009 10:09:00 »

Why is Slater leading the charge for new contest format in perfect waves wherever? This leads youth to the concept of more self-gratification and never having to deal with everyday 'average' conditions and doing the best you can! Even shitty ASP contests are generally better than most worldwide spots on any given day! Hope no sponsors show as this will truly be the end of the 'sport of kings'!

By:

Plurlife

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #1 on: September 30 2009 10:09:00 »

Ha ethics-guy? Big bank bail-outs, insurance companies deciding who lives or dies, everyday toxic plumes sprayed in our skies to 'amelioratize global warming' and killing kids, 60% US budget for military and arms dealers, ministers, rabbiis, popes gooseing every butt they can! C'mon, lighten up, the diaspora is here, so join in a little pre-Rome banality! Kelly sees the light, there soon won't be affordable gas for international flights, so........................go for it! Who said surfing had to be the light of the world? Give me a break Snatch Moose, grab a double-McFattbuger, put your feet up and get ready to watch some bodies get impaled on a coral head in Teahpoo close-outs! Yeeaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

By:

Tom

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #2 on: October 06 2009 22:10:00 »

How immature blurred leaf that you are so selfishtard that you think no ane cares? Surf riding teaches respect and self-actualisation techniques- if you don't get that, then get ready for a world with Johnny Dough-boiz on the beach all roided' up getting ready to bend you like they bend a dozen Dunkin' Donuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kelly's just like Curren spreading his seed all over , only to have everyane else take care of his yuppie spawn. Grow up!

By:

Tom

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #3 on: October 06 2009 22:10:00 »

How immature blurred leaf that you are so selfishtard that you think no ane cares? Surf riding teaches respect and self-actualisation techniques- if you don't get that, then get ready for a world with Johnny Dough-boiz on the beach all roided' up getting ready to bend you like they bend a dozen Dunkin' Donuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kelly's just like Curren spreading his seed all over , only to have everyane else take care of his yuppie spawn. Grow up!



By:

Ian Stonid

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #4 on: November 11 2009 15:11:00 »

This post is beyond the pale! Kelly is probably the most environmentally-aware and socially-concerned surfer (remember board with Abu-Grahib atrocities?) EVER! He's like Obama, but he's white and Obama's a body-surfer! So, have your freedom of speech, but, Kelly and I and the Surfrider Foundation will be ensuring water and air quality and exposing assholes like AAA car insurance who supported Trestles destruction while showing it in their mag!

By:

rad4

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #5 on: November 11 2009 18:11:00 »

Well at least he didnt introduce SUPS like some others that could be mentioned into the line up, the most stupid invention since the emperor's new clothes.

Take a look at it, it looks stupid, it sucks, its crap.
Jen, Sting, probably Simon Cowell et al do it too.

By:

Ran

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #6 on: November 16 2009 21:11:00 »

Im an average surfer. I more worried about my next surf than what Kellys up to.

By:

Such moan'

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #7 on: November 18 2009 12:11:00 »

Ran, rad, runs (as in diarrhea-mouth!)- yea, boiz, you'll always be just 'average' because you have no imagination, courage,or will never bang Pam Anderson!

By:

Such moan'

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #8 on: November 18 2009 12:11:00 »

Ran, rad, runs (as in diarrhea-mouth!)- yea, boiz, you'll always be just 'average' because you have no imagination, courage,or will never bang Pam Anderson!

By:

Ran

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #9 on: November 21 2009 11:11:00 »

Hey suchmoan the name suits you. Your a kook who dosent know what press only once means.If you were playing russian roulette youd probably pull the trigger twice coz nothin happend the first time. Average is reality for many fool. You obviously think you know me and  if you do and you have a world surfing title under your belt I dont know you. So until you get that title you aint a pimple on Kellys arse either. Oh and happy Pammy fantasizing you hyporcrite.


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