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Topic: Surfing Ontario
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Topic: Surfing Ontario
Views: 210912 Replies: 496

By:

Ben Simmons

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RE: Surfing Ontario

Well sorry we cant all be as cool as you "YOYO"!

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your body is too Fruitylicious

RE: Surfing Ontario

sounds like the yoyo is a bit of a homophobe.  Whats the matter yoyo, did some big dude get tubed in you bung hole dude?  When your redy come and see me, I got something for ya. he heh... he he ha ...HAAAA HAAA HA HA HA HA.........

By:

Jenny

RE: Surfing Ontario

Honestly, if you're looking to surf like Blue Crush and you've never even tried before, better do a complete 180 in your attitude. Maybe even put the board away until you come back to reality. Blue Crush a) is set in HAWAII and b) is A FICTIONAL MOVIE. Surfing is not as easy as it looks in BC.

It is HARD and takes a lot of patience, effort and perseverce to learn. Just cos they can surf like pros in a day in a movie does NOT mean it works that way in real life.

Once you understand that, then you can really get serious about learning.

By:

ben simmons

RE: Surfing Ontario

Thanks guys for the info now i know who the real people are here.  i just had 2 more questions.  what does hang ten mean and does the surf in nova scotia get as good as it is in lake huron?

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Youre all a bunch of internet losers!

RE: Surfing Ontario

"It is HARD and takes a lot of patience, effort and perseverce to learn. Just cos they can surf like pros in a day in a movie does NOT mean it works that way in real life"

This chick needs to learn how to spell.  Dont worry, through "perseverce" youll probably be an A-1 speller some day.  Then Ill give you a lesson on big wave surfing if you ever come to Nova Scotia!  First you have to learn how not to be a groupie!

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dansburg

RE: Surfing Ontario

your all gay and so is blue crush if ya wanna watch a surf movie for inspiration try shelter or these colors taste like music or even thicker than water or september sessions if not or if your a fruit and wanna continue your fruitiness way then watch blue crush buy a bic board and ask ppl about surfing instead of just saying who cares and just go do it yourself.....and PS ya know the saying surfing isnt easy>>>>YES IT IS i surfeds for 7 years and learned my first day
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re dansburg

RE: Surfing Ontario

September sessions?  Thats the gayest mover about surfing ever made.  A bunch of guys living on a boat together? Sniffing each others draws?  Dansburg you are just a fruitatsic fudge packer mister fuity fruit fruit fruitmiester!



PS.......pssst, youre a fruit!

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Benny simon

RE: Surfing Ontario

wow you surfed for 7 years?  I wish I started to surfed 7 years ago, by the way, the answer to youre fruity question is no we dont know youre fruity saying surfing isnt easy dansburg. That must be an Ontario saying I guess.

By:

YOYO

RE: Surfing Ontario

Hey give the fruit some credit.  At least he talks a good game.

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re;dansburg

RE: Surfing Ontario

no he doesnt.  I seen some wannabe ontario boys down here today.  What a bunch of  jack asses getting slapped around and washed up on the rocks.  I humored myself and watch them for a bit.  4 good sets rolled through none of them could even paddle hard enough to catch a wave, and the only one who did paddle hard enough to cacth one couldnt even get to his feet before he ate it too. What a bunch of posers. I guess there going to go back to Ontario now telling all of there skank girlfriends and loser homeboys they conquured.  If I were those boys I would want to quit surfing.  And to you dansburg, to me youre more of the same, Ontario wannabe kook!  The only thing you probably ever have surfed is the internet for naked pics of youre mom.


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