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Topic: Girls in Australia
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Topic: Girls in Australia
Views: 69040 Replies: 225

By:

Rabbit B.

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Australia Australia

 

 

RE: Girls in Australia

Kanga, these' seppos' need to be run in the cane fields to secure some sweet if you know what I mean ,mate! Noosa's been 2'4' for a month with glassy heads. You U.S. boys need some wrinkly gassies, but I doubt you'll ever have one. G'day!

By:

www bush

RE: Girls in Australia

If you want to know about aussie tail as u put it your welcome to fu5k our sheep you inbred sepo(stay home).You couldnt afford it anyway.

By:

Algore

RE: Girls in Australia

Ha bushy pilot, go suck some vegemite. Weren't you in Portnoy's Complaint?  Stick to sheepskin and I'll be snaking the ABBERTON boyz; Yea, I'm the one who bounced off theledge at Dee Why while being spat out of the barrel , then bounced back into the tube and walked out to the swim club! Lagunans rule the roost!

By:

Algore

RE: Girls in Australia

Wait.... I forgot.... I can't get tubed.  I haven't figured out how to stall yet.   Ooohhh Da !!!!  It was all a dream. Now I feel like a Ptard like Tom is.  But Tom never claimed he was a great surfer.  Such a ptard Iis !!!!!   I sooo need a life, but those Aussie girls look at me, Like I'm a desperate, perverted loser that masterbaits with his Ipod.    Woaers mee !!

By:

(__x__)

RE: Girls in Australia

You love it you bitching freaks!

By:

Al Guiness

RE: Girls in Australia

You seen one girl, youv'e seen them all.   Aussie chicks are better the England chicks. They have better teeth and nicer skin. All that aside, California and Girls from spain are where it's at.

By:

Nick

RE: Girls in Australia

I went to Aussie with Tom and he got kicked in the balls by a roo', it was sooo funny cause he wads getrting hit on by all the drag queens at Ayer's Rock because when it raims it's 11' and bring your boogis, cause the wasshes get huuuuge, like 11' like  OBX way out 80 miles in ocean

By:

OZ

RE: Girls in Australia

I want a woman and the boys can keep the girls.

Aloha

By:

Mike

RE: Girls in Australia

I want a cougar that is savage in bed.....So ?

By:

OZ

RE: Girls in Australia

Nah !  

I don't want anything !

Aloha


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