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Topic: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!
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Topic: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!
Views: 3646 Replies: 20

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TTB

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Thanks a lot, Tom

Thanks for getting me to break my new year's resolution.  Now that it is broken, what is to keep me from letting loose you losers like you?

You just can't leave well enough alone and now damn the consequences!  

My image of you is a kind of cross between Smeagol/Gollum and the Mackenzie brothers. (from the Great White North, eh?)  Two or more psychotic personalities and a lust for beer.

By:

Blitz

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

I noticed  TTB (Tuberculinbitch?) correcting BTW?, but, it was TTB'S own response! The jig is up Oz; you lose, the new winner id Blitz (a Philly transplant to Conn. secret sub base who master's Misquamicut shorebreak and inlet!). BTW (by the way), Conn. does get amazing point surf after nor'easters; I can't go into more detail ,but there's a series of left points near this 'festival' place named after a great English poet and writer on this rivermouth! Oz, google won't help! You'll have to drop your panties and beg it out of the longshoreman who haul freight up-river!

By:

old nun

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

It would be nice if more respect were shown toward fellow man andsurfer during this time of baby Bejesus's birfday! If there's any more of this nonsense, Opus Dei and the Knights  Of Columbus will take time out of their self-flagellating and dress making to burn your surfboards as objects of the Devil! Mike Huckabee makes me horny!

By:

Hoobastank

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

Nuns are da woks of da devil !!!!!



By:

Hillary Clinton

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

I am no longer putting up with Bills Bs. Anymore. Teacher ? I want to have a affair with you. If I get elected president, I wil give you Free tickets to any Surf destination you like. I love surfers. Your soooooooo Hot.



By:

Teacher2

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

Dear Hillary, I'm sorry to inform you (and Tom), but am happily married, am a precinct captain for Obama (didya' know he bodysurfs Gilgo and Va' Beach?). I have a feeling that if I ever did entertain your (global perves) offer, I'd be greeted with the likes of Hannibal Lectur, not Hill (but, I wouldn't mine baggin Chelsea...she's turned into a righteous filly!......Oooohhhhh, Wiiiilllburrrrrr!). BTW, Abaco has nice north swell hittin today 4-5' with light sideshore winds. Sorry to hear your staff is freezin' their titties off!

By:

Teacher2

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

and the pitch.....it's tom......going..going......GONE!!!

By:

Teacher2

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

Need to renew my medical marijuana card!

By:

Spicoli and Garth

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

Wow Tom !!!!  I bet you wrote down all the #'s you saw and called each one, hoping they might have some young kids. You lakewannabeespongingshitheadfromwesternny.

By:

Spicoli and Garth

RE: New Years Resolutions - Happy New Year!!!

We don't have a phone Tom.  Just e-mail.  Go surf your lake.


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