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Topic: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

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replies: 19

By:

pacquiao

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United States of America United States of America

 

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« on: November 21 2009 12:11:00 »

you guys are a bunch of ass holes and stupid kooks! just surf your local spots and shut the F*#@ UP! or try our local spot in the manila bay on a typhoon swell and see what pollution is really like! haha!

By:

OZ

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #1 on: November 22 2009 19:11:00 »

Who knows ! Who cares!   Kelly apple of his mothers eye. Read his book. It's really worth reading. He didn't get it easy.   But it makes me wonder how such a guy could say Pam you will allways be the scar in my heart.
I got a lot of respect for the guy.  We don't all get the chances though.  Better to think of a leader such as Kelly Slater than some of the politicians. Like one surfers said to me when I was paying out.  WHATS IT LIKE TO BE PERFECT.  Ocean rules so watch out both the wise and the fools.          Aloha



By:

Scratch yo'

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #2 on: November 25 2009 08:11:00 »

Oz, Oz, I new you were back! The outrageous spelling and 'ran' acting he all bad, gangsta' from the Hoboken burbs'! Yea, have surfed Pipe (realz 6-8'), have done the 'mile-high' thang with Pam Manderson (so, I'm a Ru Paul admirer!), have sailed thru the roaring 40's, and beaten up 4 rednecks at Tybee! Slater, just another jetty-bounce boiz from New Smegma Beach.................... ........................btw, Tow, how's grammmmaammmaa!

By:

QQQQ

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #3 on: November 27 2009 12:11:00 »

Ledgend 'Satch Yo' Ledgend.

By:

OZ

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #4 on: November 27 2009 15:11:00 »

Am I back or am I forward. God dam it is a monkey on my back. Carn't I at least create my own language or who has time to have a spell. Not the time lords of the Vortex who have surfed out of a black hole. I was about to enter the Tardus but it was occupied and to remember the time after time.
Get baptised in some of your own pollution as I do with my own ego what won't let me go !  Kelly lay on ya belly cause Pams turned real smelly.
Aloha

By:

qqqq2

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #5 on: November 27 2009 18:11:00 »

Aim low Satch Yo and youll always win.

By:

Disney boy

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #6 on: December 02 2009 22:12:00 »

This is the most bizarre site I've ever found- don't even know if posts are real because detailed and cogent responses seem to not correspond to the simpleton who poses them! If this is the depth of knowledge sought while on the path of life, then I've given surfing too much credulence; it may be my self delusion and one-hand clapping, but, I believed that we, the brotherhood of the neoprene pants, would be the leaders of the young out of this self-imposed Christian deluded hell,i.e., capitalism and brash consumerism .......to be the counterwights to our contribution to environmental detrimenism. I'm sorry for this diatribe, but, jumped when I saw Kelly Slater mentioned.  Now, that Tiger has been caught with Tom's grammmaammaaa (as well as countless others), Slater's the only role model left!

By:

zapot

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #7 on: December 04 2009 12:12:00 »

you people all need to pull your heads out. if it wan't for the U.S. you would all be speaking German in europe and Japanese in Austrailia, mate!

By:

Stuck in Georgetown

RE: Kelly Slater -traitor to common surfer?

« Reply #8 on: December 29 2009 15:12:00 »

Mr. Slates came in 2nd in Waimea (losing to a close-out ride when he was riding barrels at Pinballs?), 2nd in Pipe (final like Trestles) ,and except for technicolor yawn when Taj was getting crowned, dominates with humility and grace- He should run for President of a third Party that respects the environment and other cultures because of his intellect and sense of giving! The US is fucked with the same asswipes running both parties and very few surf!


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