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Topic: Girls in Australia

Views: 57436

replies: 225

By:

jfactor11

Posted in

Australia Australia

 

RE: Girls in Australia

« on: May 02 2006 03:05:00 »

welll - right on, just because American wemon are hookers -
theres no need to see us nuked! but I am comming to
Australia!

By:

Baker

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #1 on: May 06 2006 08:05:00 »

john, uncool, do u even pull chicks in america?......poor fella

By:

kevin

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #2 on: May 09 2006 02:05:00 »

hey john.  i'm from america, headed out to oz.  i live in cali, and i still think you're a bloody tool box!  dags like you shouldn't go to oz, you'll blow it for all the laid back blokes that actually belong!

By:

Luke

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #3 on: May 09 2006 07:05:00 »

naaaa all u americans can stay there, we dont want ya polluting our air and riding our waves

By:

JOHN

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #4 on: May 13 2006 00:05:00 »

Can't we all just get along? It is obvious that I am a tool but I do slay a lot of ozzies, just take a look at the john the seppo post.  A few of the girls I have been with have made some post on our past experiences.  Luke I will see you in july, just look me up at university of queensland.

By:

Sigmund Freud

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #5 on: May 13 2006 07:05:00 »

Mmmmmmm......It is quite bemusing how a simple question "How are the ladies downunder?" can ellict so many vitriolic responses.

This brings me to the conclusion that there are a lot of insecure Australian males who would feel threatened by the presence of an American male on their territory.

John, if you want to see the kind of behaviour that was prevalent in the 1920's in the rest of the developed world, you must hasten to the Royal Exchange Pub in Brisbane.
The males huddle in large groups and the females are almost segregated until the males are sufficiently inebriated as to approach a chosen female and utter the words "Fancy a root?"

By:

Digger

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #6 on: May 13 2006 18:05:00 »

Oh yeah, nearly forgot....
YOUR A TOOL JOHN. STAY BACK IN THE U.S., STOP POLLUTING OUR TV'S WITH YANK BULLS**T AND INFLUENCING OUR KIDS TO WANNA BE 'GANSTA' RAPPIN, OPRAH WATCHING, OBESE LITTLE F**KS LIKE YOURS. AND FIX YOUR GUN LAWS, WHY ARE YA LETTING HILLBILLYS DICTATE THAT S**T, AND TELL YOUR CELEBRITIES TO STAY OUT'VE POLICTICS, AND STOP TRYING TO TELL THE REST OF THE WORLD WHATS BEST FOR IT MAYBE TRY FIXING YOUR OWN HOMELESS/DRUG/CRIME/RACIAL/CLASS/SPELLING PROBLEMS FIRST !!!
OH, AND DO US A FAVOUR AND TAKE OUR PRIME MINISTERS TONGUE OUT'VE GEORGE BUSH'S @RSE TOO
THANKS MATE :)

By:

Sigmund Freud

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #7 on: May 13 2006 21:05:00 »

Digger, blaming John for everything bad that comes out of the US is like me blaming you for everything bad that comes out of Australia; Fosters and Speedos to name a couple.

It shows me that your mind is in turmoil and you are looking for a figure of blame because of some childhood trauma buried deep in your sub-conscience. Tell me about your mother....
It's not all bad that comes from the US. Where would we be without McDonalds? What would we eat?? Please don't treat John so bad....I think you should both meet up and be friends. There is too much vitriolic rhetoric gracing the pages of this forum. It must stop!

By:

Digger

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #8 on: May 14 2006 01:05:00 »

Apologies John, I hope you can appreciate the satire i used in an attempt to make light of the situation that so many people simply gave you a "stay in america" response.

I agree Siggy, far too much vitriolic rhetoric.
Although some let their effrontery rule and they overlook the jocose nature of the forum.

By:

Sigmund Freud

RE: Girls in Australia

« Reply #9 on: May 14 2006 07:05:00 »

Communicating by the medium of the internet has confirmed my notion that the true emotional content of the writers message, on occasions, fails to be conveyed.
I would agree with you Digger that many are failing to see the ironic content in many of the responses posted in the name of comedy.
I myself missed the subtle use of satire in your previous posting and would like to take this opportunity to quote George W Bush in an attempt to to prove he too, utilises these literary mechanisms, and mocks the world in general with his simple yet effective witticisms.....
"They mis-underestimated me" he said with a big smile on his face.


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