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Topic: Surf Poem,

Views: 2990

replies: 52

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RE: Surf Poem,

« on: November 29 2007 16:11:00 »

Teacher you need to teach you mom to suck better pole brah! caipsche?!

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Igore

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #1 on: November 29 2007 20:11:00 »

Tom- Rincon, Tommy- Swami's, Thomas- BIG Ass

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Teacher

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #2 on: December 02 2007 22:12:00 »

Ode to the guy with a million aliases, but absolutely nothing to contribute:  Tom knows no girls, just how to pearl.....CM thinks he's aggro, but his stick looks like a dildo..... Christine wetsuit is polyester, but she looks like Tweety and Sylvester.....riff/raff, such a laugh.....I know there's many more lines,but, I'm done, a one way ticket to Cloud 9!

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RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #3 on: December 03 2007 04:12:00 »

Oh look techer came down to our level of humour. WOW youre not a total loser. I was beginning to think you were a robot. You still are a dickhead though.

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Teacher

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #4 on: December 03 2007 14:12:00 »

Danielson, this is the way you do it. Suck on, suck off. Now shine my knob.

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Daniel

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #5 on: December 03 2007 14:12:00 »

Look Mr Miagi Im doing it. Do you want my finger in this hole now?

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Teacher

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #6 on: December 03 2007 14:12:00 »

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

By:

Okanawamuddafudda

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #7 on: December 08 2007 01:12:00 »

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH !!!! YOU HAVE DISHONORED MIAGI FO DA LAST TIME. OKANAWA LOVE MIAGI'S CHARACTOR AND WILL FIGHT FO HIS HONOR. WAX ON AND OFF IN YOU FACE MUDDAFUDDA !!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
YOU SHALL SURF BIG WAVE OND DIE IN WHITE MONSTER !!!!!

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Ode' to teacher

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #8 on: December 08 2007 05:12:00 »

there once was a fruit named teacher
when a boy he was diddled by a preacher
He turned him out
and with a shout
he blew father bill like a leacher.
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teacher you
shot youre gew
in toms eye
now its you
that he probe too
you get to pick
which hole you want
lube it with a lick
so its not taunt
now slide er in there
you little gimp
cause you gotta pay tom now
hes youre pimp

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Moderator

RE: Surf Poem,

« Reply #9 on: December 08 2007 13:12:00 »

No, sorry I am not Tom, we just delete his postings, and have a filter on here that runs every hour that deletes commercial, SPAM or any other unwanted messages.
Moderator


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