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Topic: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

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By:

Jdogg

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RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« on: September 12 2006 23:09:00 »

I am going to HI in late NOV.

However, it is a family trip not a surf trip so I will most likely not be able to sneak off in search of surf all that much.

Will I be able to get into anything on the south shore during nov? It is probably not possible.

Anyway, I will be taking my 9'0" cuz I know even thigh high will be a lot to ask for.

Thank for the help!

By:

The Ma

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #1 on: October 01 2006 00:10:00 »

in regards to the thread..you get what u give..if youre an asshole, then i'll treat you like an asshole..if youre as new to surfing as you sound, youre better off going lani's or some place where skill level is less and its more laxed...

By:

dontbekook

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #2 on: October 02 2006 21:10:00 »

the locals arent assholes. You get what you give. It takes a while, i mean a while to gain even a little of respect. You have to think , so many people come and go from the islands that its hard to trust people . Many haoles come and think they own the fing place. Well that isnt the case. Hawaii humbles you. YOu act like a idiot, the water will get back at you. as well as teh 200 pound local at the bar. Its all about the karma. You drop in , your gonna get an ass kicking and just get a bad rep for yourself. The locals remember faces. You watch , respect , and take your turn, your good.  You bring some dank herb and respect  , your even better .

By:

Git R done

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #3 on: October 04 2006 13:10:00 »

That settles it then, This Febuary, Me and a clan of the biggest guys I know are going to Hawaii's North shore and were gonna start shit with the Locals. Starting with the Huii. We'll Go to every single private break, and litter the Beach with Beer cans, and Ciggarette Butts.   Snake all there waves and Pea on their grounds.  I'm in the mood to turn them into bigger Assholes and really give them a reason to hate the mainland.

By:

Bubba

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #4 on: October 04 2006 21:10:00 »

That's right!  We'll even show those islanders how to cook pig the right way.  On a pig cooker all night and then chop it into little pieces and soak it in vinegar mix.  Chug some beer, scratch the belly, talk Nascar and plan a deer hunting trip.  All the while gettin the boys to fly rebel flags on the beach at Poopline!

By:

Bubba

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #5 on: October 04 2006 21:10:00 »

Hey Git R Done, my posse gots us some of those little metal john boats painted camoflage.  We could sneak up on those Hui cats and pretend they're deer.  Let's meet up with our clans at the same time.  Just look for the pasty white boys with shaved heads and deer blood stains on our jeans.

By:

Mister Rodgers

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #6 on: October 05 2006 05:10:00 »

Youre arse is more laxed from having to m any poundings you hruit!  You bess stick to da kiddy pool cause you little fag

By:

kama'aina

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #7 on: October 05 2006 07:10:00 »

"Me and a clan of the biggest guys I know are going to Hawaii's North shore and were gonna start shit with the Locals. Starting with the Huii."

You and about ten thousand of your buds.  Come on, we're waiting for you.  BTW, it's Da Hui and you can tell who they are because they're wearing black shorts.  To match your black eyes.  ha'ole a'hole.

By:

Git R Done

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #8 on: October 05 2006 15:10:00 »

First day I'm their, I'm going to PipeLine, and I'm gonna spray on the Rd next to the parking Lot, "Mainlanders Rule here, and all the Kooks grew here."   Then I'm gonna pop all the tires of all the locals cars, and go to the Bathroom in their gas tanks.  Then what I'm gonna do is Body board out to the line up, and Purposely snake all their waves, While singing " Sweet home ALabama while I purposely try to run over all the Locals in the Line up.   I'll Hit their fists with my Stomach and Face, and that'll probably be the end of me.   I'll be shark bait for sure !!!!!

By:

jase

RE: Why are the Hawaii locals all a$$holes?

« Reply #9 on: October 06 2006 05:10:00 »

I just want haoles dink up me arse


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