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Topic: Surfing Ontario
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Topic: Surfing Ontario
Views: 212093 Replies: 496

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RE: Surfing Ontario

If I lived on the Great Cesspools, I'd develop strategies like Tom just so I could function in life; An occassional jaunt to Nauset, or ,(in Tom's case) P- Town, where he and his archetypes could releave themselves, then legitimately find out if surfing or mitten-weaving would lead to a constructive life.

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Tyler Kilp

RE: Surfing Ontario

word yo.

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Tyler Kilp

RE: Surfing Ontario

Tom im actually very impressed with the amount of time and effort you have put into this forum! id say you are the leader in posts etc. so to be honest i respect what tom has to say!

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Teacher

RE: Surfing Ontario

To Toilet Puke, are you tom thumb's parasitic twin that was lost when he was circumcised? You display those sibling behaviors typical of the cortex disassociation, i.e., the erratic, inane and immature defensiveness, 'i'm a petard, I'm shut up', etc., ad nauseum. I suggest exorcism, vitamin colonics (cause you're such an asshole), and a sat sang in Mt. Shasta; if not, there's hiring at Big Lots in Pacoima!

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Danielson

RE: Surfing Ontario

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIII!
wrong hole arsehole!

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Miagi

RE: Surfing Ontario

OOooooooooh  Been Surfn Durrand Eastman fo four fuddn Hrs Muddafadda. Fresh Wata sooooo cold, kept waxn onn and off.  Snow squalls on lake make visability vewy bod dis time of yea.

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Ali with an I

RE: Surfing Ontario

Did you guys ever watch the Karate Kid.  When they were playing soccer,  The Surf was pretty damned nice that day. I Like Soccer, But I would have been surfn those waves instead of kicking a leather ball around.  I'm sure that my surfing would have impressed Ali alot more the bouncing a ball on my knee.  Secondly,  If Johnny showed up with his gang.  I would have shot him before his Karate moves. " Strike first, Strike hard !!!"  Nothing strikes first and hard like a bullet.

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Teacher

RE: Surfing Ontario

Global Surfers- tOM (alibaba) thinks he's a crip; I don't know if he would know a cap from a 'gun'.  A gun is used for big heaving lips (Mav's, Waimea, Warren Pt.) and getting done the face early; it's meant for you to evolve, not usher subtle threats. Thanx for deleting Tums and hope for more positive format.

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Nick

RE: Surfing Ontario

Yeah  !!!  Thanks Global for getting rid of Tom. Nut cases like him should be locked up in the funny farm.   I went out today.  Mushy 1 ft , but ridable with a long board. Like Miagi or I'm sure it was Tom who said it. Visability sucked because of the snow.

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Coylie

RE: Surfing Ontario

I am Australian and married a girl from TO. We live in OZ and travel back to TO sometimes for holidays. I am blown away that you guys surf in Lake Ontario. This gives me hope that when I come over there next summer, maybe I could catch some waves. When is the best time to catch some of those wind swells?


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