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Topic: Surfing Ontario

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RE: Surfing Ontario

« on: December 27 2007 13:12:00 »

Haven't been on forum for awhile, but it seemz it's gone to the dogz. It's great to get back to Lansdowne in Lake O., the boiz are rippin the shuhbrake when it's up and warblers have migrated to OBX, it's 6-17' today, horrikane conditions and lake snows...brghhhhh! Wish imz had a girl to warm me.....wait, i don't like girls. hHAHAHhaaaaa



RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #1 on: December 28 2007 15:12:00 »

anybody looking to go out surfing in Kingston this saturday..the waves should be good...if so I'll be at Patterson park in the PM


RidgeField Prep.

RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #2 on: December 29 2007 01:12:00 »

Hey Ya'll,
   I know Tom !!!!!!  I went to elementary school with him in Conn.  We weren't into surfing then because of only being in first grade .  He moved to Rochester in 83'. This should tell you how old the loser is.  Everyone hated him.  He was a special ed retard kid and lived up to it. I'm living in Wrightsville Beach N.C now, married, 2 kids.  I'm sure Tom is either living at home with his parents or in a group home somewhere. Sorry you have to put up with that sorry little pea brain, but glad its you and not me. Cheers !!!!



RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #3 on: December 30 2007 11:12:00 »

OK- New Year's resolution- All truth- I'm on furlough from Walpole prison in Mass., I use to sling pizza in Brooklyn, but got caught stealin cheese, was doin 5-10, but goot behavior got me out, got molested by 4th grade nun who I found out was mom, my gramamma is really my grandadda, and only went to Asbury Park once (I got,,s beat up because they said it was a 'juke' joint, I thouts 'jerk' joint)...and,the rest is history. I started global in the joint because Surfing mags had nice male bathing suit ads....but, I will go straight and get a job at Wal-Mart to continue Christianfascism. Sorry!


Whats up Global ?

Erasing posts when rules aren't broken

« Reply #4 on: January 03 2008 10:01:00 »

You let people walk all over others and you don't have a problem with that until they stick up for themselfs. I don't know who gave you the job of moderator, but your definetly abusing your privilage.  Also, people swear and say discusting things all the time and you don't erase theirs.  Maybe you should be erased...........permantly.    Kidding !!!!!  But still it's not cool how your handling Tom's situation.


Trigger Happy

RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #5 on: January 04 2008 01:01:00 »

I hear violins Tom. Shut the **** up tom and sponge your Lake you sad excuse of human remnants of leftover sperm that somehow got lost in an egg in your mothers uterous.


old nun

RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #6 on: January 07 2008 17:01:00 »

Yea, tom, and if you keep goin south, you'll hit the Bahamas, then, keep dropping to Barbados, then Nordinha in Brazil, wow, then the, you get hot reefs, then nut-cold penguin shit skipping! (p.s., then iceberg walls as featured in Surfer, 1998), then it all goes...round n' round....whoa o o o (Dean Martin, 1966).



RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #7 on: January 07 2008 22:01:00 »

Hey, seen as the surf doesn't break on a regular basis I'm suprised a business or company in Toronto hasn't invested in a wave machine or one of those stationary wave machines, (which are a lot of fun) I rode one in Dubai and was curious if anyone knows of any others in Canada. Have fun and Cheers!



RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #8 on: January 09 2008 17:01:00 »

toms right its cheper for you guys to migrate to Nova Scotia. Ill share, I promise.



RE: Surfing Ontario

« Reply #9 on: January 09 2008 20:01:00 »

You great geek lakesters come anywhere near Canada, we'll use your shriviled balls for lobster bait! Oh, on the 5th, Cow Bay was 46 balmy degrees, 10mph offshore, and 200 yd. Jeffrey Bay smackers. Dream on, inbred inlanders.

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