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Topic: Surf Poem,
Views: 7801 Replies: 50
Topic: Surf Poem,
Views: 7801 Replies: 50

By:

Durkey

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RE: Surf Poem,

Tom is so lame
Drives everyone insane
drugs or alcohal, Are to blame

Can't spell , doesn't surf, but yet he still
claims, that he surfs the outer Banks
The retards derranged.

Lives in NY, 6 hrs away, from the nearest
Ocean beach, or is it Florida now, But hey !!!
Who knows where, We honestly don't care
Why he says what he says, He's got nothing to
share.   thats useful or Interesting, He just keeps
saying dumb $%^$.  Hope he walks out in a street
and he will be hit.  Thats it !!!!

By:

New England Revolutionary Ghosts

RE: Surf Poem,

Will Obama be the one who cares about mother ocean, or will Huckabee wave his hand, another Armaggedon notion? We haven't got time for all this religious crap, just give me some buds and cool waves, and an Endless Summer map! Even me Tom and Oz will join forces, to fight the corporate polluters, we already know our choices. We don't need to hide behind a flag or cross, we'll hit OBX and Ruggles, then head to the Southern Cross. So register to vote, this is the youthful time, get it done to save Ma' Earth, then get righteously shacked at Pipeline!!!

By:

Algore

RE: Surf Poem,

Wow, I got all emotional from the response from ghosts above, but haven't got time to get too teary-eyed; monster swells hitting Fort Point today 8-12'..........Nooooeellll ain't got nothin on these G-lands in our back yard; swell should head down coast, tomorrow hit Ano Nuevo for 10' rights, then, weekend to El Cap and Hazards, 6' and Chumash barrels!! I don't surf south of here because water shit quality, but Baja Malibu may still be reeling next week! Get out of Applachia, coal miner's daughter!!!



By:

OZ

RE: Surf Poem,

I just went for a dip right at the top of a raging Waterfall.
It felt so much like being near a tube.

I wasn't washed away so i'm hear another day.

I used to ride the rapids near Port Moresby in a car tube.

What a bizzare buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Aloha

By:

Algore

RE: Surf Poem,

Listen hear young man, you must pay me some respect.  Before inventing the Internet, I also claim the concave deck! You didn't know I was the Tennessee ripper, but I rode plenty of monstrous swells, oh ,sorry,  I meant I saddled Tipper! While she was out destroying heavy metal, I had a sand romp with Monica, right below Nixon's at Trestles!!!To tell the truth, I surfed with Secret Service, but my real fantasy was a 3 banger with Janet Reno and Purpus! Well, I would have protected earth much better than George Bush, I hope this time they count all votes, so we don't have a fundamentalist douche!

By:

new dude

RE: Surf Poem,

(it comes from the post before)

surfing is the best thing in life
so don't use that as if it was a knife
to hurt other people and talk about their wifes
or even to say a bunch of lies
surfing is sacred
so don't just name it
and use it like you have
'cuz really makes me wanna barf
some sounded really lame,
probably like this one, they're all the same
we have no idea what we're doing,
we're all just saying things things in vain
and i don't plan to do this ever again
this is actually the first time I try this
and i did it just to try me
and to tell the rest not to use the word surfing for this
and to promote the use of the word - peace.



By:

the poet

RE: Surf Poem,

nice poem tom..er..I mean 'new dude'.

By:

Born Again surfer

RE: Surf Poem,

The Lord is our savior
And Gods our creator
Lets vote in a Republican
And quit this sinning behavior

God sent us waves, so we
may play, and spread the Gospel
we are in the last days.

So when you catch the next wave
Remember to pray, As you glide
on its face, Remember Jesus loves
and saves.

By:

Jethro Toll

RE: Surf Poem,

"If bejesus saves, then he'ed better save himself from the gory, glory seekers who use his name in death (Hucklebee, McCain, Reverend Jury Fallout)". Bayside's been hittin short interval souths this winter weekly!

By:

Born Again Surfer

RE: Surf Poem,

Thats Because, If you are truly saved. You will see Jesus and our father in heaven.  Most Republicans know this and speak of this , because they are true followers of the word. This is why we talk of abortion issues, and the decline of Religion in our schools and government.  Non believers seem to think that people are offended because of Christianity. That it goes against science. Which isn't completely accurate anyway.  PRAISE GOD.


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