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Topic: Australian Uni
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Topic: Australian Uni
Views: 17518 Replies: 72

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RE: Australian Uni

Gedda loife ya blahdy mungrel!!! Course there's a universaty. I'ts called Long Bay...fair dinkum, blue!!

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TTB

RE: Australian Uni

What's a fair dinkum?  And why is it blue?  This is a serious question.

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True blue aussie

RE: Australian Uni

Mate...if yer brains were made of lectricerty yed be a waliking blackout. Fair dinkum is the same as fair go ya flamin' galah!!! Did'nt yer ma teach ya nothing. And blue because were all true blue aussies...Mike Diamond we luv ya boy!!!

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TTB

RE: Australian Uni

Thanks, now all I have to do is decipher what it is you said.  I thought Australians spoke English.  I think I know what a flaming galah is, but you're barking up the wrong tree, mate.  I LIKE girls and don't want to BE one.  Tell you what, next time I'm down under we can put shrimp on the barbie, pop a cold Fosters and have a bloody good gab.  Cheers!

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true blue aussie

RE: Australian Uni

I'm on me smoko so I'll keep 'er short'n' sweet ya blahdy drongo. Just ta letcha know we speak more proper English than the folks back in England (bloody wingin' pommies). And when ya come ta Oz we should hook up cos I'd like ta get ta know ya betta. i Just got outta Long Bay Correctional Facility (18 years) so I'm just a lttle bit ready ta pop if ya know wot I mean. I dont mind if yer a bit daggy cos while I'm playing yer didgeridoo I wont be clocking yer dial....know what I mean ;-) Anyways gotta hit the dunny...I reckon I'm about ta chunder after last nites sesho. Good onya ocker!!

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TTB

RE: Australian Uni

Translation: I'm taking a smoke break and don't have much time.
We speak English better than the English immigrants here.  I'd like to meet you because I am a horny ex-felon and I don't mind what you look like when I bl@w you.  Anyway, I have to use the bathroom because I abused my liver last night and must vomit.  Have a nice day!

It's nice to meet you, too.  I think I'll stay here after all.  When you come to Hawaii, don't look me up.  But have a nice day.  And GO BLUE!

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true blue aussie

RE: Australian Uni

Woah mate...luvvin' yer work. Thanks fer the invoite ta stay with yer in Hawaii. Sorry but cant make it fella....and I'm not playin hard ta get either. I'm still on parole and I've got one of those electric tags on me leg. If I can manage ta geddit off I'll be over there like a shot. Anyways, I'm off out ta indulge in a few pints of the amber nectar and  see if I can get some dirty sheila ta choke me chicken. Good onya hawaii bloke!! Yer sound alroight being a seppo an' all. Good luck ta ya!!

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TTB

RE: Australian Uni

Good luck to you too, my friend.  It's been real.

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True blue aussie

RE: Australian Uni

Hey TTB, seeing as were on a roll, heres a joke fer ya. A bloke's driving down the road and his missus is givin' him a blowie. Just as he's about ta cum, he calls out his ex missus' name.....she pulls a blade out of her hand bag and chops his cock clean off and throws it out the window.
Coming the other way in a car is a bloke and his 10 year old daughter....the dismembered member hits their windscreen and the father quickly turns on the windscreen wiper to get rid of the offending item.
The young girl jumps with surprise and screams "Oh daddy what was that?" The father replies " I think it was some sort of insect!"
The girl remains silent for a few moments.....looks at her dad and says " It had a huge cock didnt it!!"

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TTB

RE: Australian Uni

He had it coming to him, the bloody drongo.

Here's one for you.  Not real funny, but it's all I've got this early.
God was finishing up Adam and Eve and He asks, "Who wants to be able to pee standing up?"  Adam quickly raises his hand and God says,"O.K., fine.  Eve, that means you get multiple orgasms."


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