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RE: Australian Uni« on: February 16 2006 10:02:00 »
Does anyone know anything about "southern cross university" in tweed heads? How is this one?near to the ocean?? How is tweed heads?very small?how far to surfers paradise or byron bay?
I'm thinking to go there next year..thanks!!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #1 on: February 21 2006 10:02:00 »
Gedda loife ya blahdy mungrel!!! Course there's a universaty. I'ts called Long Bay...fair dinkum, blue!!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #2 on: February 21 2006 11:02:00 »
What's a fair dinkum? And why is it blue? This is a serious question.
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #3 on: February 21 2006 22:02:00 »
Mate...if yer brains were made of lectricerty yed be a waliking blackout. Fair dinkum is the same as fair go ya flamin' galah!!! Did'nt yer ma teach ya nothing. And blue because were all true blue aussies...Mike Diamond we luv ya boy!!!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #4 on: February 22 2006 05:02:00 »
Thanks, now all I have to do is decipher what it is you said. I thought Australians spoke English. I think I know what a flaming galah is, but you're barking up the wrong tree, mate. I LIKE girls and don't want to BE one. Tell you what, next time I'm down under we can put shrimp on the barbie, pop a cold Fosters and have a bloody good gab. Cheers!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #5 on: February 22 2006 08:02:00 »
I'm on me smoko so I'll keep 'er short'n' sweet ya blahdy drongo. Just ta letcha know we speak more proper English than the folks back in England (bloody wingin' pommies). And when ya come ta Oz we should hook up cos I'd like ta get ta know ya betta. i Just got outta Long Bay Correctional Facility (18 years) so I'm just a lttle bit ready ta pop if ya know wot I mean. I dont mind if yer a bit daggy cos while I'm playing yer didgeridoo I wont be clocking yer dial....know what I mean ;-) Anyways gotta hit the dunny...I reckon I'm about ta chunder after last nites sesho. Good onya ocker!!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #6 on: February 22 2006 08:02:00 »
Translation: I'm taking a smoke break and don't have much time.
We speak English better than the English immigrants here. I'd like to meet you because I am a horny ex-felon and I don't mind what you look like when I bl@w you. Anyway, I have to use the bathroom because I abused my liver last night and must vomit. Have a nice day!
It's nice to meet you, too. I think I'll stay here after all. When you come to Hawaii, don't look me up. But have a nice day. And GO BLUE!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #7 on: February 22 2006 19:02:00 »
Woah mate...luvvin' yer work. Thanks fer the invoite ta stay with yer in Hawaii. Sorry but cant make it fella....and I'm not playin hard ta get either. I'm still on parole and I've got one of those electric tags on me leg. If I can manage ta geddit off I'll be over there like a shot. Anyways, I'm off out ta indulge in a few pints of the amber nectar and see if I can get some dirty sheila ta choke me chicken. Good onya hawaii bloke!! Yer sound alroight being a seppo an' all. Good luck ta ya!!
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #8 on: February 23 2006 08:02:00 »
Good luck to you too, my friend. It's been real.
RE: Australian Uni« Reply #9 on: February 23 2006 20:02:00 »
Hey TTB, seeing as were on a roll, heres a joke fer ya. A bloke's driving down the road and his missus is givin' him a blowie. Just as he's about ta cum, he calls out his ex missus' name.....she pulls a blade out of her hand bag and chops his cock clean off and throws it out the window.
Coming the other way in a car is a bloke and his 10 year old daughter....the dismembered member hits their windscreen and the father quickly turns on the windscreen wiper to get rid of the offending item.
The young girl jumps with surprise and screams "Oh daddy what was that?" The father replies " I think it was some sort of insect!"
The girl remains silent for a few moments.....looks at her dad and says " It had a huge cock didnt it!!"