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Topic: Girls in Australia
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Topic: Girls in Australia
Views: 65252 Replies: 225

By:

Bush Pigs

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RE: Girls in Australia

aussie sluts are nothing more then beer drinking swamp donkey bush pigs ...ya better off at home with the yanky  sluts...aussie girls have hairy backs and piss staning up....to hell with all aussies....

By:

Raoul van den Schatz

RE: Girls in Australia

NATALIE......get your hands out of your panties when you write to me!!!

I am 89 years old!!

By:

pussymuncher

RE: Girls in Australia

mmmmm pussy...love it....Seppo, Aussie, Pommy, whatever......yummmy pussy. They are all sluts, and they like nothin better than being licked and f**ked by an Aussie stud like me.

By:

Natalie

RE: Girls in Australia

Raoul....
I'm not wearing any panties....
Jesus.....This is a goddamn surf site....Let's keep it that way!!

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Natalie sounds hot!!

RE: Girls in Australia

Why do monkey's get lost?
cos the jungle ist massive!!

I don't get it.  Must be some down-under humor that gets lost in translation.

By:

Kay

RE: Girls in Australia

Haha, funny forum, wanted to know about surfing and the first forum that pops up is bout Aussie women. Well i suppose a forum is for all round chat?
I do however feel thoroughly insulted, thought the name of the game was to insult the american? So why did the English girls get dragged in this? I'm guessing english girls aren't wlecome in Aussie either? I'll just stay here in my own country, it may not be hot and there may only be two good surf spots but at least the people are accomodating (and of various sizes, ill have you know, we aren't all fat)
Anyway point is was meant to be coming to Aussie in three years after Uni but i think, you shall all be glad to find out, i have been put off by this and shall stay firmly planted in the country that i love the most.
Toodles, Kay.

By:

Archie back.. that's nice!

RE: Girls in Australia

Stick around, Sheila, we're not done with you just yet, you will feel totally  humiliated AND thoroughly insulted by our rantings on this forum.  Really now, it's just good fun.  English lass, eh?  I've got something for you, just show up down here and you will get the point.

By:

Raoul van den Schatz

RE: Girls in Australia

Kay..........loosen up girl; we're having a laugh!! As we say in Spain "Chupa me la polla!!"

It's also an Australian term of endearment..........you'll hear the English version a lot if you do decide to go to Australia and meet the local men!!

By:

Raoul van den Schatz

RE: Girls in Australia

Well........It's obvious you have an admirer!!

I agree.....Australia is about 10 years behind the rest of the world musically.

Here is a traditional Dicho Vasco.

Why are women like floor tiles?
Because once you lay them properly, you can walk all over them.

By:

Natalie

RE: Girls in Australia

Raoul....
Not many men I have ever met could actually lay tiles properly...They just don't spend enough time laying them....
I'm sure you're a real tiler though, true to his profession.  Maybe we should do a mosaic together sometime!
Dulces suenos, espero que suenes con angelitos...


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