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Topic: Australian Uni

Views: 11509

replies: 75

By:

TTB

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Australia Australia

 

RE: Australian Uni

« on: February 23 2006 08:02:00 »

Good luck to you too, my friend.  It's been real.

By:

True blue aussie

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #1 on: February 23 2006 20:02:00 »

Hey TTB, seeing as were on a roll, heres a joke fer ya. A bloke's driving down the road and his missus is givin' him a blowie. Just as he's about ta cum, he calls out his ex missus' name.....she pulls a blade out of her hand bag and chops his cock clean off and throws it out the window.
Coming the other way in a car is a bloke and his 10 year old daughter....the dismembered member hits their windscreen and the father quickly turns on the windscreen wiper to get rid of the offending item.
The young girl jumps with surprise and screams "Oh daddy what was that?" The father replies " I think it was some sort of insect!"
The girl remains silent for a few moments.....looks at her dad and says " It had a huge cock didnt it!!"

By:

TTB

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #2 on: February 24 2006 07:02:00 »

He had it coming to him, the bloody drongo.

Here's one for you.  Not real funny, but it's all I've got this early.
God was finishing up Adam and Eve and He asks, "Who wants to be able to pee standing up?"  Adam quickly raises his hand and God says,"O.K., fine.  Eve, that means you get multiple orgasms."

By:

TTB

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #3 on: February 24 2006 09:02:00 »

Sorry bud, not musically inclined.

By:

True blue aussie

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #4 on: February 24 2006 10:02:00 »

No worries!! Here's another one fer ya.

A couple had been married for several years when suddenly the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants.

The husband says, "Now, honey, you know we can't afford that kind of thing right now."

"But I see you looking at other women," pleaded his wife, "and I want to be as attractive as they are to you."

Days go by and the wife keeps insisting she needs breast implants, despite the protests of her husband. Finally, the husband has had it. So he says to his wife, "Honey, I have an idea. Every day, about twice a day, wad up some toilet paper, then rub it between your breasts. Repeat it 3 or 4 times each time."

"You think that'll make my breasts larger!?" asked his wife.

"Why not?" says the husband, "It worked on your ass!"

By:

andy

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #5 on: March 01 2006 06:03:00 »

Does anyone know how the bunbury uni is?
Anyone heard about surfscience and technology?
Good uni or just waste of time and money??
cheers

By:

Robyn

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #6 on: March 03 2006 21:03:00 »

I want to go to dental school near good waves, born and raised surfing in Hawaii............any places comparable?

By:

Kim

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #7 on: March 19 2006 08:03:00 »

Sunshine Coast Uni.. away from the crowds pretty much! Good surf spots all up the coast. 20 minute bus ride. All the boys will love your accent and you will always get a ride anywhere you wanna go. And they grade easy!

By:

Jimmi

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #8 on: May 02 2006 20:05:00 »

Come 2 tassie waves all year around and its no more then an hour to about 30 surf spots from the uni. its very chillie tho the water dosn't get above 15c....

By:

Charles

RE: Australian Uni

« Reply #9 on: May 28 2006 07:05:00 »

Hey Arnie, I think you are so full of shit..I mean you make me laugh! You homophobic, ignorant child! I reckon your a closet gay anyway, coz gay people don't hurt anyone, and don't proliferate in Manly that's for sure. I reckon you are as gay as they come - poor gay community in Sydney - look out for Arnie and give him a wide berth! Signed ....Charlie - a pissed off straight surfer from Avalon.


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